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"Everything is a self-portrait. A diary. Your whole drug history’s in a strand of your hair. Your fingernails. The forensic details. The lining of your stomach is a document. The calluses on your hand tell all your secrets. Your teeth give you away. Your accent. The wrinkles around your mouth and eyes. Everything you do shows your hand."

Palahniuk, Chuck. Diary.  (via cyncerity)

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"I’ve been smoking alot
and starting to doubt
if I’m breathing you in
or smoking you out."

Keaton Henson. (via palelanterns)

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remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

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i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

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